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Former Steelers receiver Hines Ward just can't wipe that ridiculous grin off of his face, even when he's supposed to be a zombie. (Gene Page/AMC / January 29, 2013) |
Rick: Quickly descending into madness. Leaving Tyreese hanging. Why won't he shake anyone's hand? Is he one of those hand sanitizer obsessed people?
Carl: Wearing that dumb cowboy hat and trying to act like a big boy now who gets to eat Lunchables Maxed Out.
Glenn: Putting the boots to an innocent zombie's head and turning it into a Swanson Chicken Pot Pie. Having a lover's quarrel with Maggie.
Daryl: Making a heel turn and ditching the group to go have adventures with Merle again.
Carol: Lamenting the loss of Daryl as a potential sex partner, and warming up to her safety back-up, Axel.
Hershel: Spitting truth, rocking a sick pony tail and showing off his one-legged stair-hopping Parkour skills. Also trying to play marriage counselor to Glenn and Maggie.
Maggie: Getting all emo in front of Hershel and acting like she's too cool for his food.
Beth: Kissing Rick on the cheek and trying to trick the baby into thinking she's its mother.
Andrea: Delivering an inspired war movie speech to all the extras as the Governor peers through the window.
Michonne: Becoming the subject of a comedy roast by Merle. Recovering from a concussion.
The Governor: Losing control of Woodbury and talking sh!t about barbecues and picnics. You mad bro? He also tries to ditch Andrea after boffing her a bunch of times.
Merle: Acting racist, sexist and homophobic and reuniting with Daryl.
Axel: Wearing a cool new military outfit. Does anyone else think he looks kind of like Maynard James Keenan when he wore the big moustache for that one Puscifer album cover?
Milton: Stumbling and bumbling and fumbling through his speech to try to calm the townspeople. Failing to wrangle Andrea as she tried to break up the Daryl-Merle fight.
Tyreese: Offering to become a productive member of the prison staff but getting rebuffed by Rick's insanity episode.
When Glenn started dancing the Charleston on that red pick-up truck zombies head. The one where Merle was on his knees jacking up that zombie's pretty face was good too.
When that one busted out a slat of the fence and started peering into Woodbury like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. It was funny because it was missing a peeper but it still looked like it was trying to see with that eye.
Carl: Wearing that dumb cowboy hat and trying to act like a big boy now who gets to eat Lunchables Maxed Out.
Glenn: Putting the boots to an innocent zombie's head and turning it into a Swanson Chicken Pot Pie. Having a lover's quarrel with Maggie.
Daryl: Making a heel turn and ditching the group to go have adventures with Merle again.
Carol: Lamenting the loss of Daryl as a potential sex partner, and warming up to her safety back-up, Axel.
Hershel: Spitting truth, rocking a sick pony tail and showing off his one-legged stair-hopping Parkour skills. Also trying to play marriage counselor to Glenn and Maggie.
Maggie: Getting all emo in front of Hershel and acting like she's too cool for his food.
Beth: Kissing Rick on the cheek and trying to trick the baby into thinking she's its mother.
Andrea: Delivering an inspired war movie speech to all the extras as the Governor peers through the window.
Michonne: Becoming the subject of a comedy roast by Merle. Recovering from a concussion.
The Governor: Losing control of Woodbury and talking sh!t about barbecues and picnics. You mad bro? He also tries to ditch Andrea after boffing her a bunch of times.
Merle: Acting racist, sexist and homophobic and reuniting with Daryl.
Axel: Wearing a cool new military outfit. Does anyone else think he looks kind of like Maynard James Keenan when he wore the big moustache for that one Puscifer album cover?
Milton: Stumbling and bumbling and fumbling through his speech to try to calm the townspeople. Failing to wrangle Andrea as she tried to break up the Daryl-Merle fight.
Tyreese: Offering to become a productive member of the prison staff but getting rebuffed by Rick's insanity episode.
Best zombie kill
When Glenn started dancing the Charleston on that red pick-up truck zombies head. The one where Merle was on his knees jacking up that zombie's pretty face was good too.
Creepiest zombie
When that one busted out a slat of the fence and started peering into Woodbury like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. It was funny because it was missing a peeper but it still looked like it was trying to see with that eye.
